Journal Entry: Sat May 16, 2015, 5:57 AM
So I was invited to a Birthday party for a friend on the ship I work on. There were eight of us in all. The party was at a large park and there were grills. So we put charcoal on the grill, added some lighter fluid to some paper, and started heating up the coal. Everyone brought something and we had a ton of food.
Now I present to you some funny moments.
As we are grilling shish kebabs:
"The stick is on fire!"
"Now the other one is on fire--"
Trying to get more heat out of the charcoal
"No one is getting food poisoning on my watch!" *Squirts lighter fluid on the charcoal and flames burst upward before going back down*
Me: You almost lost your eyebrows there--
"Yeah that was close."
Talking about random things
"Your nipples are showing."
"What kind of shirt are you wearing?"
"The kind that shows my titties." >>;
(This was a boy replying.)
Birthday cake time~
"Where are the candles?"
"Their on the cake."
*Everyone looks closely and sees three candles but they're a flat design on a piece of plastic up in the corner*
Eating the cake a different way
*Some one smashes cake into someone's face but it gets their eye*
"Ow! That's the second time someone aimed for my eyes!" (First time was a but of lighter fluid that caught the wind and splashed up*
"I can't see! Someone get me a napkin!"
Jumbo or half jumbo?
(So the cake was a tallish one so each slice was pretty big)
"Do you want a jumbo slice?"
Me: "Can I get half a slice?"
"So half jumbo?"
Me: *Laughs* Sure.
Ah that was so much fun~